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HEYyyyyyyyyyyyy, the place is still under construction you stupid sum'bitch.
Welcome to The Selious Archive. Now shutup and listen...read...whatever you are doing to understand this, I could care less, so go away. This is no professional website, and you are no professional, in fact, you suck at using the internet. So I have simply made it simple...get it...simply simple...yeah anyways, I've made it simply simple for you to look at this site. Do you like the huge add at the top? No? Well that's too bad, I guess you'll just have to crap your pants. Alright let's see here. This site is still under construction so you're not allowed to really care about anything on here otherwise I'll be forced to kill you.
The site will most likely contain many reviews, writings, rants, images, and anything else that you won't like. Besides, I'm not paid to do this, yet the host is paid for every one of you idiots who read this. HELL you don't even have to read this, you just have to come here and they get money. God they're good...I need to like, find a way to do that...rip people off.
Oh yeah just so you know, this site is owned by two people, me (Selious) and this guy named Alex. He's not allowed to write anything on here, I do all that. So that means I can write whatever I want to. Like how he's an idiot because he wanted me to refer to him as Alex...can you believe that? I at least pick a cool alias...hell the site is even named after me. I kick ass.
Remember, if you are offended by anything on this site. Don't be here. Go somewhere else...chances are I'll offend you. Or e-mail us about how you're offended...not offended? Then I guess I'll just have to poop in your mouth. Oh yeah, Copyright 2003-2004. If any pictures are used on here that aren't propert of "Selious Archive" then it will be stated (UNLESS AUTHOR IS UNKOWN). But I don't care if you use images on here so oh well.
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